Energy savings doesn’t all need to be sacrifice and hard work. Check out some funny electricity puns (safe for work) to lighten your load.
Scrimp, save, analyze, and change your habits. Saving energy is hard work when you really think about it!
You have to constantly sacrifice to get to a better place. And sometimes you need to take a break from that to keep your sanity.
Isn’t it exhausting timing your showers and getting out before you actually want to?
So, check out these safe-for-work Electricity Puns & Electrical Jokes and enjoy your day:
Q: How many consultants do you need to change a light bulb?
A: You’ll get an estimate a week from Monday.
Q: How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They use CFLs!
Q: Did you hear what the foolish gardener did?
A: The guy planted a light bulb and though he’d get a power plant.
Q: How many museum curators does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.
Q: How many software engineers do you need to change a light bulb?
A: None – it’s a hardware problem.
Q: How many LEED accredited professionals does it take to change a light bulb?
- 1 tells you how to earn LEED points when you change it
- 1 changes the bulb
- 1 documents the change
- The last one delivers the check to the US Green Building Council to certify the change
Q: How many tenants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Instead, they curse the light bulb, electrician, landlord, and architect.
Q: How much energy performance data does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We’re not sure – we’re still waiting for more information from the engineer.
Q: How many life-cycle assessment experts do you need to change a light bulb?
A: 2. One changes it. The other changes it back once more data’s been analyzed.
Q: How many State of California regulations do you need to change a light bulb?
A: 3. One requires you to change your light bulb. One warns you it causes cancer. The last bans disposal of your light bulb.
Q: How many LEED AP exam takers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Well, let’s see…EA Credit 3, EA Credit 7, MR Credit 2 if you want to recycle it, and maybe SS credit 9, depending on your location. Sorry…what was the question?
Q: What is a plug’s favorite chant at a sporting event?
Q: What is an outlet’s favorite song?
A: I’ve Got The Power
Q: Why did bulb pack an apple in his bag?
A: He wanted to have a light snack
Q: What do you call a light bulb at midnight?
A: A Night Light
Q: At what point will you love to change your bulbs the most?
A: When sparks fly
Q: What is a light bulb’s favorite kind of news?
A: Current events
Q: How did the charger get rich?
A: He made a killing in the shock market
Q: What is an energy provider’s favorite dance?
A: The electric slide
Q: What was the light bulb’s occupation?
A: He was a conductor
Q: What football team do energy providers root for the most?
A: The Chargers
Q: What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy?
A: A power play
Q: What did the energy company’s CEO credit her success to?
A: A series of strategic power moves
Q: Why did the man eat the light bulb?
A: He was hoping it would give him a bright idea
Q: What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A: A socket wrench
Q: Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
A: People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending
Q: Why did the electrical cords break up?
A: There was no spark between them
Q: What is a jedi electrician’s favorite tool?
A: His lightsaber
Q: Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity?
A: It’s natural
Q: What do power strips always say at their high school reunions?
A: I haven’t seen you in light years
Q: Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz?
A: He wasn’t too bright
Q: What instrument never fails to energize a crowd?
A: An electric guitar
Q: How did the electrician pay for his new phone?
A: He charged it
Q: Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb?
A: He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment
Q: Where do light bulbs go shopping?
A: The outlet stores
Special thanks to BuildingGreen and Solartwin for the jokes.