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Blog Apr 20, 2015

11 Energy Jokes & Puns

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Energy savings doesn’t all need to be sacrifice and hard work. Check out some funny electricity puns (safe for work) to lighten your load.

Scrimp, save, analyze, and change your habits. Saving energy is hard work when you really think about it!

You have to constantly sacrifice to get to a better place. And sometimes you need to take a break from that to keep your sanity.

Isn’t it exhausting timing your showers and getting out before you actually want to?

So, check out these safe-for-work energy savings jokes and enjoy your day:

Q: How many consultants do you need to change a light bulb?

A: You’ll get an estimate a week from Monday.

Q: How many students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They use CFLs!

Q: Did you hear what the foolish gardener did?

A: The guy planted a light bulb and though he’d get a power plant.

Q: How many museum curators does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.

Q: How many software engineers do you need to change a light bulb?

A: None – it’s a hardware problem.

Q: How many LEED accredited professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 4:

  • 1 tells you how to earn LEED points when you change it
  • 1 changes the bulb
  • 1 documents the change
  • The last one delivers the check to the US Green Building Council to certify the change

Q: How many tenants does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Instead, they curse the light bulb, electrician, landlord, and architect.

Q: How much energy performance data does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: We’re not sure – we’re still waiting for more information from the engineer.

Q: How many life-cycle assessment experts do you need to change a light bulb?

A: 2. One changes it. The other changes it back once more data’s been analyzed.

Q: How many State of California regulations do you need to change a light bulb?

A: 3. One requires you to change your light bulb. One warns you it causes cancer. The last bans disposal of your light bulb.

Q: How many LEED AP exam takers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well, let’s see…EA Credit 3, EA Credit 7, MR Credit 2 if you want to recycle it, and maybe SS credit 9, depending on your location. Sorry…what was the question?

Special thanks to BuildingGreen and Solartwin for the jokes.

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